Nem\u00e1m se dnes v\u011bru \u0161patn\u011b. Rozjel jsem toti\u017e v\u010dera \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b nov\u00fd podnik. Matching\/dating agency – \u010desky seznamku. \ud83d\ude42 Za v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee Alex, nebo\u0165 se v p\u00e1tek d\u00edval na Top Gun a okam\u017eit\u011b p\u0159ek\u0159til Mavericka na Marekvricka a cel\u00fd ve\u010der se bavil t\u00edm, \u017ee mi adresoval pozn\u00e1mky typu \u201eGood flying, but never lose your wingman Marekvrick!\u201c
\nNo a v\u010dera se v\u011bt\u0161ina osazenstva domku rozhodla, \u017ee u\u017e jsme dlouho nikde nebyli a \u017ee pr\u00fd \u201edo klubu\u201c! Necht\u011bl jsem trhat partu, tud\u00ed\u017e jsem se p\u0159idal a nev\u011bdomky si tak zajistil \u017eivot jako v bavlnce. Hned po p\u0159\u00edchodu do klubu toti\u017e zmer\u010dil Alex jakousi \u0159eckou krasavici, se kterou se sezn\u00e1mil u\u017e p\u0159ed V\u00e1noci, protancoval s n\u00ed noc a ona mu nakonec zmizela, ani\u017e by na sebe zanechala kontakt s t\u00edm, \u017ee (Alex) stejn\u011b ani nev\u00ed jak se jmenuje. A to Alex skute\u010dn\u011b nev\u011bd\u011bl, nicm\u00e9n\u011b si usmyslel, \u017ee mu to zjist\u00edm. Zpo\u010d\u00e1tku se mi ten n\u00e1pad zrovna nezamlouval, ale kdy\u017e Alex za\u0161el a\u017e k \u201eud\u011bl\u00e1m cokoliv\u201c za\u010dalo mi ho b\u00fdt l\u00edto a rozhodl jsem se mu pomoci. Podm\u00ednky jsme vyjednali zruba takhle:<\/p>\n
A: \u201eMarek, please, you are my wingman! I\u2019ll prepare a breakfast for you tomorrow!\u201c
\nM: \u201eAnd lunch and dinner…\u201c
\nA: \u201eAhh… OK!\u201c
\nM: \u201eAnd my laundry?\u201c
\nA: \u201eNo way!
\nM: \u201eOK, no name for you then…\u201c
\nA: \u201eAllright… the laundry too.\u201c
\nM: \u201eSo, breakfast, lunch, dinner, laundry … and a hundred quid on top?\u201c
\nA: \u201eHate ya, hate ya, hate ya!\u201c<\/p>\n
…skute\u010dn\u011b, nen\u00ed nic hez\u010d\u00edho ne\u017e se nezi\u0161tn\u011b ob\u011btovat pro kamar\u00e1da. Jm\u00e9no jsem od sle\u010dny vyz\u00edskal, Alex pozd\u011bji slavil obrovsk\u00fd \u00fasp\u011bch se sv\u00fdm: \u201eDina, darling! I haven\u2019t seen you since Christmas!\u201d a j\u00e1 m\u011bl r\u00e1no pala\u010dinky, v poledne ku\u0159\u00e1tko a zrovna p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, zda-li bych si nem\u011bl \u0159\u00edci i o sva\u010dinku. D\u011bl\u00e1m zkr\u00e1tka dobro, jako v poh\u00e1dce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nem\u00e1m se dnes v\u011bru \u0161patn\u011b. Rozjel jsem toti\u017e v\u010dera \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b nov\u00fd podnik. Matching\/dating agency – \u010desky seznamku. \ud83d\ude42 Za v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee Alex, nebo\u0165 se v p\u00e1tek d\u00edval na Top Gun a okam\u017eit\u011b p\u0159ek\u0159til Mavericka na Marekvricka a cel\u00fd ve\u010der se bavil t\u00edm, \u017ee mi adresoval pozn\u00e1mky typu \u201eGood flying, but never lose your wingman Marekvrick!\u201c […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[24,77,304,377],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}