{"id":424,"date":"2009-09-10T21:18:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T20:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/?p=424"},"modified":"2009-09-10T21:18:40","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T20:18:40","slug":"england-im-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/2009\/09\/10\/england-im-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"England, I\u2019m coming!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Formalitky, pap\u00edry a byrokracie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>T\u0159i synonyma pro program Erasmus. V\u0161ichni mluv\u00ed o \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitc\u00edch, nov\u00fdch kamar\u00e1dech, zm\u011bn\u011b prost\u0159ed\u00ed (teda v\u0161ichni krom\u011b kamar\u00e1da Ond\u0159eje &#8211; tomu Erasmus asociuje sp\u00ed\u0161e sl\u016fvka jako: Chateau Vieux Manoir, Cabernet Sauvignon &#8211; Luc Pirlet nebo Chateau Mayne du Cros), ale pro m\u011b to jsou zat\u00edm jenom podpisy, term\u00edny a roz\u010dilov\u00e1n\u00ed. Nejv\u00edc m\u011b z toho v\u0161eho vyt\u00e1\u010d\u00ed Komer\u010dn\u00ed Banka, maj\u00edc\u00ed monopol na vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed studenty. M\u00edsto aby mi univerzita vyke\u0161ovala stipendijn\u00ed pen\u00edze do ruky, tak m\u011b nut\u00ed d\u011blat si \u00fa\u010det v EUR u KB (kter\u00fd je mimochodem mo\u017en\u00e9 zalo\u017eit pouze na jedin\u00e9 pobo\u010dce v Praze a je\u0161t\u011b se tam \u010dlov\u011bk mus\u00ed objednat jak k prezidentovi), kam mi pak p\u0159iznan\u00e9 pen\u00edze po\u0161le (jestli teda v\u016fbec n\u011bco po\u0161le). N\u00e1sledn\u011b syst\u00e9m pr\u00fd funguje tak, \u017ee si vysta\u010d\u00edm s KB kartou v cizin\u011b. Tak\u017ee ve\u0161ker\u00e9 svoje platby a v\u00fdb\u011bry v GBP budu platit ze sv\u00e9ho \u00fa\u010dtu veden\u00e9ho v EUR, tady v Praze, na Star\u00e9m Mest\u011b, v Dlouh\u00e9 ulici \u010d. 34. \u2026 Mno a te\u010f\u2026 t\u0159eba se pletu, ale ned\u00e1 se do tohohle sch\u00e9matu schovat asi tak sto m\u00edst, kdy m\u011b m\u016f\u017ee banka st\u00e1hnout na poplatc\u00edch p\u0159i z\u00fa\u010dtov\u00e1n\u00ed transakc\u00ed a p\u0159i p\u0159epo\u010dtu kurzu? Ono je to stejn\u011b jedno, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e mi nav\u00edc \u00fa\u0159ednice s um\u011bl\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem ozn\u00e1mila, \u017ee cel\u00fd tento syst\u00e9m m\u016f\u017eu vylep\u0161it elektronick\u00fdm bankovnictv\u00edm pouze za m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed poplatek, tak jsem za\u010dal vid\u011bt rud\u011b, prohl\u00e1sil jsem \u017ee \u201eNechci!\u201c a rozhodl se, \u017ee pen\u00edzeokam\u017eit\u011b vyb\u00edr\u00e1m, m\u011bn\u00edm ve sm\u011bn\u00e1rn\u011b, cestuju s ruli\u010dkou (ve stylu Bony a klid) a ihned po p\u0159\u00edjezdu d\u011bl\u00e1m \u00fa\u010det n\u011bkde v UK, kde si (douf\u00e1m!) budou klienta v\u00e1\u017eit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Roof Isn&#8217;t on Fire&#8230; Yet!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, za\u010dal jsem tak trochu pokukovat po n\u011bjak\u00e9 st\u0159e\u0161e nad hlavou. Jenom\u017ee ke sh\u00e1n\u011bn\u00ed bydlen\u00ed m\u00e1m trochu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed vztah. Na jednu stranu m\u011b nemovitosti neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b bav\u00ed, na druhou stranu jsem v tomhle oboru naprost\u00fd loser. Prakticky ka\u017ed\u00e9 bydlen\u00ed, se kter\u00fdm jsem m\u011bl co do\u010din\u011bn\u00ed m\u011blo n\u011bjakou vadu. N\u00e1\u0161 byt s Ond\u0159ejem, kter\u00fd jsem vybral v Kanad\u011b (ne nadarmo p\u0159ezd\u00edvan\u00fd \u201eHr\u016fzobyt\u201c) jsme vyklidili po no\u010dn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edjezdu z\u00e1sahov\u00e9 jednotky, byt na Podho\u0159\u00ed ve Zl\u00edn\u011b (vyb\u00edral Win.cent) zase po dramatick\u00e9 h\u00e1dce s dom\u00e1c\u00edm a konec konc\u016f i moje posledn\u00ed zl\u00ednsk\u00e9 bydlen\u00ed bylo ve squatu s parti\u010dkou jak\u00fdchsi pobud\u016f. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nTud\u00ed\u017e nen\u00ed divu, \u017ee jsem cht\u011bl v\u011bnovat v\u00fdb\u011bru bydlen\u00ed v UK pat\u0159i\u010dnou p\u00e9\u010di. P\u0159edstavoval jsem si domek v dohledu univerzity, gar\u00e1\u017e nebo alespo\u0148 parkovac\u00ed m\u00edsto (na Def\u00ed\u010dka), baz\u00e9n a mil\u00e9 spolubydl\u00edc\u00ed, tout ensemble tak za 100-150 \u00a3 m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b. Pohled na inzertn\u00ed servery s ubytov\u00e1n\u00edm v Lboro byl ov\u0161em stejn\u011b smutn\u00fd, jako moje gymnazi\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fdsledky z matematiky. V\u011bt\u0161inou se nab\u00edz\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e1 \u010dern\u00e1 d\u00edra tak za 50-60 \u00a3 t\u00fddn\u011b, kdy\u017e je pokoj\u00edk hez\u010d\u00ed, cena je o\u0161kliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Koleje neberu v potaz, proto\u017ee jsou v\u011bt\u0161inou ozna\u010den\u00e9 jako \u201ecatered\u201c \u2026 a b\u00fdt z\u00e1sobovan\u00fd anglick\u00fdm j\u00eddlem, to je je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed no\u010dn\u00ed m\u016fra ne\u017e p\u0159\u00edklady z B\u011blouna (asi tak velk\u00e1 jako p\u0159\u00edklady z B\u011blouna s hv\u011bzdi\u010dkou). N\u00e1pad pronajmout na sebe cel\u00fd d\u016fm a do podn\u00e1jmu vz\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00e9 dal\u0161\u00ed studenty z chud\u00fdch asijsk\u00fdch zem\u00ed (Slovensko, Rumunsko, Brno) tak po p\u011bti na pokoj (vyb\u00edral bych 30 \u00a3\/t\u00fdden, co\u017e by hodilo 600 \u00a3 na m\u011bs\u00edc, n\u011bkolik pokoj\u016f\u2026 no prost\u011b bych bydlel zadarmo a je\u0161t\u011b chodil obden na Guiness) mi rozmlouvaj\u00ed v\u0161ichni, komu jsem se s n\u00edm sv\u011b\u0159il. Tak\u017ee nech\u00e1v\u00e1m otev\u0159en\u00e9 a ke spac\u00e1ku bal\u00edm i stan. No a taky jsem vid\u011bl na Autotraderu takovou hezkou star\u0161\u00ed LHD Westf\u00e1lku\u2026 v\u017edy\u0165 co, je\u0161t\u011b to neho\u0159\u00ed! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Formalitky, pap\u00edry a byrokracie T\u0159i synonyma pro program Erasmus. V\u0161ichni mluv\u00ed o \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitc\u00edch, nov\u00fdch kamar\u00e1dech, zm\u011bn\u011b prost\u0159ed\u00ed (teda v\u0161ichni krom\u011b kamar\u00e1da Ond\u0159eje &#8211; tomu Erasmus asociuje sp\u00ed\u0161e sl\u016fvka jako: Chateau Vieux Manoir, Cabernet Sauvignon &#8211; Luc Pirlet nebo Chateau Mayne du Cros), ale pro m\u011b to jsou zat\u00edm jenom podpisy, term\u00edny a roz\u010dilov\u00e1n\u00ed. Nejv\u00edc [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[56,95,162,166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.marosh.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}